LUGNET News : ~1701/31July02


Fiona Dickinson / 31July02

Brickbury Herald 31st July 2002 Late Edition

The acting editor of the Brickbury Herald is please to announce that nothing happened today. There was not one single party, not one building that opened. The streets of Brickbury were in fact compleatly deserted, if we had tumbleweed in Brickbury that is what you would expect to see.

It appears that this lack of activity is due to most of the citizens of Brickbury sleeping off the previous parties as most of the towns occupants complained of headaches, vomiting and nausea. Today our staff at the Herald is dramatically reduced, with over 60% of staff failing to attend. Both Rob (the editor) and Bob (the features writer) were seen drinking in previous days, and this is what inevitably happens.

Mayor Autissier denys that the lack of building is due to economic depression or dissinterest on behalf of the great town planner in the sky, who was busy according to reliable sorces at the town hall.

As I have no editor to check my work I can write anything I like and so I am going to leave you with these words of wisdom:

Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived.

Many thanks to our loyal readership.

Robin the Roving Reporter.

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