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Alex Mallinson
Favorite LEGO toys/themes: Anything space, castle and pirate related...then I cross-breed them with bizarre consequences!
My fascination with LEGO began... when the starfleet voyager crashed into my house. In return for my help they gave me a model of their ship crafted from the alien substance Lego.
I once built... A minifig torture factory which I won't describe during the present political climate, suffice to say it was very nasty indeed. I was 13.
Someday I will build... A beautiful spaceship in blue and (true)grey with elegant lines and yellow canopies. And I will call it...Galaxy Explorer!...Oh, wait a mo...darn.
LEGO is great because... like many control freaks who find life beyond their control, it provides an oasis of calm in the ever-swirling maelstrom of modern life.
LEGO fans are great because... they build tiny, happy worlds overflowing with joy and invention...and generally don't invade other countries for economic reasons.
My favorite Non-LEGO Toys: None! What kind of harlot do you take me for, sir?
My favorite Hobbies & Interests: World Domination, animation, reading, body piercing, cycling, and the Williams sisters.
My favorite Foods: Used to be a vegetarian but fell for a bacon sandwich, now all animals are my game...especially game.
My favorite Movies & TV: Stuff explodes? I'll watch it...oh and Dr Who, Farscape, Firefly and Family Guy.
My favorite Artists: French Impressionism and German Expressionism.
My favorite Music: Morcheeba, Hybrid, Lamb & Macy Gray for that voice
My favorite Pets & Animals: Cats especially but all animals are my friends. Except those damn pigeons.
Words which best describe me: Voluble. Incorrigable. Unreliable.
I love it when... A plan comes together. No-one's telling me what to do. The bad guys win. She does that thing...you know.
I hate it when... Patriots utter their foul, warlike rhetoric. I can't do my job properly.
I can't seem to get enough... Money, space, power, freedom, window pieces.
I always seem to have enough... Bills, punctures, head-colds, Bl**dy Harry Potters.
I hope I always... boil with energy and passion and find outlet for it, be it loved ones, projects or just life.
I wish I could... travel through the infinite wonder of space, vanquishing alien oppressors and making it with alien babes OR construct a network of environmentally-friendly, self-reliant communities.
I could never... turn down an opportunity for a threesome with the Williams sisters.
I hope I never... attain a position of power, because the world will learn to fear my name.
I wish I hadn't... sent that talcum powder to the Governor of Florida.
In my craziest moments... I like to relax by having sharp, metal things stuck through my extremities.
Believe it or not... The most powerful man in the world is an evil, alcoholic, racist, religious fundamentalist! Crazy!
If I were super-human... I'd save a couple of kids then retire to the pool with the Williams sisters.
More & Less:
- more Unity, less Religion
- more Creative, less Management
- more More, less Less
Rules I try to live by:
- Don't knock it 'til you've tried it
- Jump around a lot
- Where possible, avoid political correctness.
Additional comments:
Hi! I'm Alex, happy-go-lucky Cyber-Geordie from the planet of fingers. I've been sent by the Omniarch of Mong to spread irrelevance and gayditude among the foolish earthlings, only to find they're doing a fine job of that by themselves. So I'm left with nothing to do but attempt to escape a series of dead-end jobs whilst trying to finance my addiction to the colourful world of Lego, that well-known result of alien technology originating from area 50 in Billund, site of a crashed spacecraft dubbed 918. Thank you and Good Bomb
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