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Mike Crowley
("Count Blockula")
Favorite LEGO toys/themes: are Star Wars, Technic (including Bionicle), and Spider-Man.
My fascination with LEGO began... and will not end until the day comes when they invent an even cooler word than fascination. Maybe, like, fascitastic. Or, fascinabulous.
I once built... up enough courage to do something once. Everything worked out just fine. So, now, I do things all the time.
Someday I will build... a better tomorrow in which LEGO is the national pastime, and all food comes in brick form.
LEGO is great because... it's at least as good, if not better, than candy, and candy's great.
LEGO fans are great because... they keep you cool in the warm weather. LEGO air conditioners work even better, but they use up the batteries in my RCX 2.0 much faster.
My favorite Non-LEGO Toys: are jealous of my LEGO.
My favorite Hobbies & Interests: have been replaced by LEGO.
My favorite Foods: are CANDY! (Swedish Fish, Licorice (red & black), Jelly Belly)
My favorite Artists: are dead. Don't look at me, I didn't do it!
My favorite Music: is jazz, of all types (classic, swing, latin, vocal, acid, blues, muppet, rhinocerous, rocky-road ice cream, spam sandwhich, etc.).
My favorite Pets & Animals: know that if I catch them messing around with my LEGO, they'll be in big trouble.
Words which best describe me: are indescribable at best.
I love it when... aliens DON'T take me aboard their ship. Have you heard what they do to people? No thank you, Edward Probe-hands!
I hate it when... ninjas attack when I've just laid down to go to bed. Those guys show up at the most inconvenient times.
I can't seem to get enough... momentum built up to break free from the earth's gravity. Even running down a hill in sneakers isn't enough. Darn physics.
I always seem to have enough... oxygen to breathe. Boy, am I glad I don't live in space!
I hope I always... obey the laws of gravity. If I was to suddenly trip and not fall, I'd be so put off, I wouldn't be able to concetrate on anything else for the rest of day.
I wish I could... fill in a online profile without being such a smart***.
I could never... eat an entire turkey all by myself.
I hope I never... live to see the day when bacon is made illegal. If that day ever comes in my lifetime, I may just have to move to another planet.
I wish I hadn't... used my thrid wish to wish for infinite wishes. Becasue, now, no matter what I do, I can't get rid of this stupid blue genie. (I tried wishing for him to go away, but he keeps coming back so he can grant me more wishes. Stupid Robin Williams.)
In my craziest moments... I make triangle shaped pancakes. Then, I arrange them like slices of pizza so that they form a circle.
Believe it or not... Papa Smurf was the greatest wizard that ever lived. Personally, I don't believe it.
If I were super-human... the first thing I'd do is invite my friends over so we could all pick out a super-cool super-hero name for me -- something like "Meatballs" or "The Duke."
Rules I try to live by:
- At the dinner table, my placemat is my personal zone. You may not enter, nor may your napkin.
- Always keep a piece of candy on the edge of the sink for when you get out of the shower.
- If I threw it on the floor, then it belongs on the floor.
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