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Spamcake Quotes

From and by Tom McDonald: !!!!!! and many thanks to Jeremy Sproat !

when replying, 0.04% of all Sol system asteroids contain 3 parts per 10^9 spamcake compounds.
when replying, stop and smell the spamcake.
when replying, note that movie special effects technicians have been known to use brown spam on rotating fanblades.
when replying, if not for the courage of the fearless crew, the Spamcake would be lost.. the Spamcake would be lost.
when replying, *knock*knock* “Spam-a-gram!”
when replying, celebrate Spamcake Day, every odd year on Feb 29.
when replying, unroll, and let spamcake vent flattened for 24 hours prior to use.
when replying, something to remember at the polls this time around: if Al Gore invented the internet, then we need to credit him with inventing spamcake.
when replying, some of history’s earlier hockey games used spampucks.
when replying, peel back the spamcake to win!
when replying, note the molecular complexity of spamcake.
when replying, don’t bid on the spamcake.
when replying, spraypaint the spamcake.
when replying, pop the clutch on the spamcake.
when replying, send away now for your free Al Gore autographed spamcake! details on specially marked packages.
when replying, larger spamcakes make excellent spare tires.
when replying, use only legal substances in your spamcake.
when replying, do not infiltrate the spamcake.
when replying, remember that many a garbage disposal has met its untimely end trying to grind up spamcake.
when replying, don’t order the Spamcake Deepdish.
when replying, have a double scoop of bs spamcake.
when replying, use a plate with your spamcake.
when replying feel free to not include the spamcake.
when replying, note that the lowest grades of “burger” will contains upwards of 10% spamcake.
when replying, some newer CD-RW’s will actually burn a spamcake but the smell is horrible.
when replying, your spamcake may vary.
when replying, note that spamcake was an official ingredient in Desert Storm MRE’s.
when replying, don’t dream about spamcake.
when replying, store spamcake in your own cupboard thank you.
note the spamcake.
when replying watch out for the moldy spamcake.
when replying, note that writing recursive spamcake code is a crime punishable by elevator music.
when replying please outbid the spamcake.
when replying, note that the spamcake of your ancestors was far superior if not as quickly propagated.
when replying please blast the spamcake.
when replying, note that velcro does not easily adhere to spamcake.
when replying, wail on the spamcake.
when replying, if you have a loose spamcake, eat a bunch of cheese.
when replying, remember there’s no finale to spamcake: the ubiquitous frontier.
when replying, please wipe your feet on the spamcake before entering.
when replying, for use with all self-inking spamcakes.
when replying, note that this French train does not serve Le Spammecake.
when replying, don’t kiss the spamcake.
when replying, don’t copy the spamcake.
when replying, meesa gonna cuddout da spamcake.
when replying, don’t plant the spamcake.
when replying, don’t use spamcake for a pun cushion.
when replying, note the hallucinogenic properties of spamcake.
when replying, you won’t find the concession counter at that theatre selling spamcake.
when replying, spamcake makes excellent spitballs
when replying, let your metroliner run over the spamcake.
when replying, laugh at the spamcake.
when replying, note that spamcake does not effectively harbor legionaires disease.
when replying, be vewwy, vewwy quiet, we’re hunting for spamcake.
when replying, note that in TPM, no character represented sentient spamcake.
when replying, ignore the green prehistoric vines growing out of the spamcake.
when replying, note that spamcake lasts longer than 2 years even if you elect not to pay.
when replying, park a blank spamcake in your field.
when replying, note that spamcake has several subspace properties, none of which have been fully explored.
please *blam*blam* the spamcake.
when replying, please don’t auction the spamcake.
when replying, note that given the opportunity Gamorrean guards will eat spamcake.
when replying, please remove the wheel-block spamcake.
when replying flip over the spamcake.
when replying, don’t miss the Fox special next Tuesday night, “From Spamcake to Spamcake”
when replying, send $500 now for information on how to establish your own personal spamcake franchise!
when replying, click on the spamcake, and watch nothing happen!
when replying, Tobasco people will tell you it’s also good on spamcake.
when replying, be advised that tempura fried spamcake is appearing in cheaper chinese take-out places.
when replying, note that the furry-footed polycarpic owl uses spamcake for nesting material.
when replying, visit the petrified spamcake forest near Jacksonhole Wyoming!
when replying, Easy-Bake Spamcake oven, new from Kenner (40 watt lightbulb not included)
when replying, please disinfect the spamcake.
when replying, Cry “Havoc!” And let slip the spamcakes of war!
when replying, please remember to impugn the spamcake.
when replying, all spamcake used in the making of “The Phantom Menace” was green-screened out.
when replying, note that hollowing out a brick of spamcake doesn’t qualify it as a CRAPP even amongst non-purists.
when replying, don’t try the deluxe spamcake triple ripple fudge smear on a sugar cone.
when replying, don’t feed spamcake to your rancor.
when replying, buzz off the spamcake.
when replying, note that even Mos Eisley won’t sell spamcake.
when replying, note that Q never made plastic explosive that looked like spamcake.
when replying, note the well-trodden bridge over annoying spamcake.
when reply, please glorp the spamcake.
when replying throw out the spamcake.
when replying, please fill the spamcake out in triplicate.
when replying, you don’t want a sequel to spamcake. trust me.
when replying, note that the Ghirardelli Chocolate Factory at Fisherman’s Wharf now sells little foil-wrapped chocolate spamcakes.
when replying, bantha poodoo spamcake.
when replying, yada the spamcake.
when replying, a spamcake does not make a good mousepad.
when replying, today partly spamcaky, with SE winds 10-20 mph...
when replying, note that spamcake printed mu-mu’s are in this summer.
delete the spamcake.
when replying please frost the spamcake.
when replying, remember that the final frontier is not spamcake.
when replying, I do not like green eggs and spamcake. Not with a fox, not in a box.
when replying, forget the spamcake.
when replying, don’t blow bubbles with the spamcake.
when replying, Faraday’s rule #23: spamcake brings trouble.
when replying, don’t nominate the spamcake.
when replying watch the road for the spamcake.
when replying, the Treaty of Spamcake was actually signed in 971 A.D., much earlier than was previously thought.
when replying squash the spamcake.
when replying, some of history’s earlier hockey games used spampucks.
when replying, don’t accept a spamcake transplant.
when replying please forget to include the spamcake.
when replying, don’t keep on admitting the spamcake.
please frost the spamcake.
when replying, be sure to tune for the TV special on the history of spamcake Tuesday night at 8 GMT on BBC2.
when replying, use the crappucino spamcake.
when replying, ladies and gentleman take my spamcake, please!
when replying, canter your spamcake.
when replying, use a spamcake, go to prison.
when replying, note that spamcake works well as padded furniture feet.
when replying please scoop up the spamcake.
when replying, sign no treaty with the spamcake.
when replying, contemplate MST3K-like comments about TPM over a loaf of spamcake.
when replying, Martha Stewart won’t show you how to decorate with spamcake.
when replying, spamcake not found on drive c: - proceeding to download.
when replying, be sure to have some Guiness when washing down that spamcake.
when replying, lock in your spamcake, and rip the knob off..
when replying, note that fluevog and spamcake look remarkably dissimilar
when replying, note that spamcake has very few system requirements.
when replying, note the sarlaac won’t eat spamcake.
when replying, it’s not okay to distribute spamcake in its entirety either.
when replying, this message has been made with at least 10% post-consumer grade spamcake.
when replying, note that anti-spamcake has never successfully powered a starship.
when replying, note that a spamcake-rich diet has been proven carcinogenic in laboratory wombats.
when replying please lance and drain the spamcake.
when replying, spamcake makes an excellent Frisbee(TM).
when replying, don’t land on the spamcake.
when replying, don’t bring a bouquet of spamcake to the funeral.
when replying, ‘twas brillig, and the slithy spamcakes did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
when replying, don’t eat the dyed spamcake.
when replying, leave the spamcake out of the cooler.
when replying, please stand clear of the spamcake until the message comes a full and complete stop.
when replying, don’t build with spamcake.
tfn, radiotitan@spamSPAMshieldSHIELDyahoo.com
when replying, sing “Pink Spamillac”
when replying, please torture the spamcake.
when replying please flush the spamcake.
when replying, thanks for visiting the International House of Spamcakes!
when replying, don’t play your spamcake in the VCR
when replying, don’t put marmalade on the spamcake.
when replying, use a throwing star, not a spamcake.
when replying, spamcake consumption rose 23% during the Women’s World Cup.
take the spamcake.
when replying, the spamcakes just keep on comin..
when replying, use the handy spamcake tote bag, free with every $50 purchase.
when replying, don’t peel the spamcake.
when replying, contiene spamcakes pequeñas que podrían ser peligrosas para niños menores de 3 años.
when replying, sizes, styles and colors of spamcakes may vary from store to store.
when replying, use the orb of spamcake control.
when replying, note that Dr. Scholl’s makes excellent spamcake inserts.
when replying, delete the fresh new spamcake, now with extra whiteners to get your emails their whitest!
when replying, note that in low-pressure environments spamcake has an extremely elastic quality.
when replying, something to remember at the polls this time around: if Al Gore invented the internet, then we need to credit him with inventing spamcake.
when replying, if you feel you have reached this spamcake in error, please check the number and try your call again.
when replying, note that Ten Forward doesn’t serve spamcake.
when replying, dead spamcakes make excellent lufa scrubs.
when replying, Area 51 is loaded with spamcake.
when replying, you spamcake, me delete.
when replying, please deck the spamcake.
when replying, “Why Jim never has seconds of my spamcake at home!”
when replying, had this been an actual spamcake, you would been instructed where to tune in your area.
(with applicable apologies) whenreplyingpleaseremovethespamcake.
when replying, “time to load up on spamcake now, for that family 4th of July picnic!”
when replying, tooth fairies don’t collect spamcake left under pillows.
when replying, note that some fast food chains use Australian-raised spamcake to save money.
when replying, **Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your spamcake needs.
when replying, note that spamcake doesn’t go good with guanara juice. (how much bullsh can one person generate? ;)
when replying, cheese fondue with spamcake is growing in popularity.
when replying, scalp the spamcake.
when replying, please be courteous to your readers and clean up any spamcake messes.
when replying, so light, so flaky, so spamcake..
when replying, please freeze the spamcake.
when replying, watch out for the bantha spamcake.
when replying, do not bake spamcake figurines in an attempt to create art.
when replying, what has it got in it’s pocketses? spamcake!
when replying, note there is already an acronym in spamcake.
;) there is no winky in my email’s spamcake. it’s all natural antispam.
when replying, note that even magic wands don’t transmute spamcake.
when replying, do not Scotchguard spamcake: a large caustic cloud ensues.
when replying, note nothing but the spamcake.
when replying, kill-file the spamcake.
when replying, remember don’t cling to the spamcake.
when replying, note that spamcake is cultivated and prepared similarly to haggis although trace amounts of cesium and some various kinds of soft biowaste are added whenever in season.
when replying, replace the empty roll with a full roll of spamcake for the next guy.
when replying, be sure to see Spamcake Rock in the latest Rover pix from Mars.
when replying, don’t roll and smoke the spamcake. See what it does?
when replying, note that no vaccine can be made from spamcake.
Good for a shelf-life of 10 years: Molly Dadison raspberry-filled Spamcake.
when replying, image is nothing. obey your spamcake.
when replying, note that it’s possible to find Jimmy Hoffa in spamcake.
when replying, spamcake is not acceptable barter in Five Card Stud.
when replying, note that this spamcake directive probably won’t be included in that file cuz it’s late and not very good anyway so it won’t really matter because of the lack of wit involved yet that never stopped me before i even started this whole mess of what i posted in my sigs which i should have just saved as i went along down the Yellowspam Road.
when replying, don’t # the spamcake. (or else it’d be poundcake.)
take a big ol’ chunk o’ spamcake. if you need to reply
when replying, note that authentic spamcake contains ingredients found in 100% natural Colorado road-kill.
there are no fruit chunks in my email’s spamcake.
when replying, make a ~: frankenstein face at the spamcake.
when replying, borrow my spamcake. It’s okay if you don’t give it back.
when replying please add an egg to the spamcake.
when replying, please shallack the spamcake.
when replying, on Halloween, stay away from houses that make you “bob for spamcake”
when replying, thoroughly mix the spamcake.
when replying, please do not sacrifice spamcake.
when replying, obliterate the spamcake.
when replying, wear laytex gloves when removing the spamcake.
when replying, please question the spamcake.
when replying, you can please all of the people some of the time, but not with spamcake.
can’t you just *taste* the spamcake.
when replying, splogglewurt frimmishk glep spamcake.
when replying add syrup to the spamcake.
when replying, please don’t weep on the spamcake.
when replying, stay away from the dark side of the spamcake.
when replying, note that the 2001 black monolith was actually made of spamcake.
when replying, remember it’s not crumpets, it’s spamcake.
when replying, note that spamcake doesn’t float.
when replying, difficult to see the spamcake is.
when replying, (C)1999 Spamcake Incorporated. All rights unleashed. All portions of spamcake may be rebroadcast in any form without prior permission.
when replying, note that to use spamcake as building insulation, you must first have it flame-proofed up to code.
when replying, note that “rainbow” spamcake causes hallucinatory effects.
when replying, as with all raw meat, please handle spamcake with care.
when replying, note that the adhesive properties of spamcake can be readily demonstrated on the bottom’s of people’s shoes.
when replying, don’t count the spamcake.
when replying, when in New Orleans, don’t order the spamcake gumbo.
when replying, don’t play spamcake discs in your CD-ROM drive.
when replying, the few, the proud, the spamcaked.
when replying, buzz the spamcake.
when replying, use lutevisk frosting on the spamcake.
when replying, please tune out the spamcake.
watch out for the pointless spamcake.
when replying, don’t slip on the spamcake.
when replying, have a refreshing lemonade with the spamcake.
when replying, note that spamcake makes effective brake shoe padding.
when replying, where I is the common point or base current in amperes, and R is the common point or base resistance in spamcake.
when replying, don’t evangelize the spamcake.
don’t step in the spamcake.
when replying, please don’t inhale the spamcake.
when replying, “I suppose you gotta ask yourself one question: did he fire five spamcakes or six?”
when replying, note that a spamcake is just like a commercial.
when replying, don’t go vacationing on SpamLake, where it’s said that spamcake first crawled out onto land eons ago.
when replying, note that spamcake is *not* UL listed.
when replying, please do not feed the spamcake.
when replying, paprika will not improve the spamcake.
when replying, remove the spamcake if you see it.
when replying, damn the spamcake, full speed ahead!
when replying, don’t capture the spamcake. You never know...
when replying, our school lunch today is bbq tofu burgers with ketchup, tater tots, and chocolate spamcake.
when replying, include garlic in your spamcake.
when replying, note that recyclers only pay a penny a kilo for spamcake.
when replying, don’t speculate on spamcake futures.
when replying scrape off the spamcake.
when replying please use a spatula on the spamcake.
when replying, please spy on the spamcake.
when replying, “I just.. love scanning for spamcake.”
when replying, note that spamcake makes excellent outdoor carpet padding.
when replying, sing a song of spamcake.
when replying, note that there are no US food stamps for spamcake.
when replying please scrape off the spamcake.
when replying, note that Darth Maul’s complexion is a result of an “exclusively spamcake” diet.
when replying, note that Yogi Bear never went after spamcake in a pic-a-nic basket.
when replying, please share the spamcake.
when replying, “How Am I Driving? 1 800 EAT SPAMCAKE”
when replying, have something to wash down that spamcake.
when replying, note that during the course of writing this message, no animals were exposed to spamcake testing.
when replying, forego the replication of the spamcake.
when replying, boiled spamcake isn’t any less tough than raw spamcake.
when replying, note there’s no spamcake at the end of rainbow.
when replying, whisk away the spamcake.
when replying, please keep off the spamcake.
when replying, spamcake absorbs driveway oil.
when replying, hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, yucky spamcake. will upset us.
when replying, please don’t eat the spamcake.
when replying, sink the spamcake.
when replying, don’t feel the spamcake.
when replying, note that John Williams has never conducted an orchestra of spamcake.
when replying, spamcake contains ozone depleting compounds.
when replying, “I’ll spamcake any car for $119.95!”
when replying, “Napa Valley’s favorite spamcake since 1924”
when replying, no one ever waits in line for spamcake.
when replying, “You’re listening to Spamcake 107.9... any closer to the end of the dial, and we’d fall off..”
when replying, notice the special spamcake.
when replying remove the brainless spamcake.
when replying feel free to not include the spamcake.
when replying, caution: spamcake filling may be hot.
when replying, note that laytex gloves are not enough to guard against spamcake contamination.
when replying, unroll, and let spamcake vent flattened for 24 hours prior to use.
when replying, spamcake with frosting is still spamcake.
when replying, note that even the Soviets never used to wait in line for spamcake.
when replying, spamcake roping has just been outlawed by the Montana Rodeo Commission.
when replying, don’t hum along with the spamcake.
when replying, note that airtight storage is not necessary for spamcake.
when replying, were the Chinese the first to discover spamcake too?
when replying, listen to the coda nah spamcake.
when replying, cut the corners off the spamcake.
when replying, note that spamcake hurling was an extremely early and obscure Olympic sport.
when replying, note that no amount of beer will remove the spamcake.
when replying, blast the spamcake.
when replying, spamcake always seems to find your number..
when replying, slap a puck of spamcake.
when replying, friends don’t let friends drink and eat spamcake.
when replying, don’t chew the spamcake.
remove the spamcake.
when replying, Spamcake! Spampuck, Spamslam, and Spamlog, each sold separately.
when replying, don’t use your teeth to separate the spamcake.
when replying, note the subtle mesquite taste of smoked spamcake.
when replying, at the theater don’t buy spamcake.
when replying, note that your health care provider will not cover damage in/directly caused by a spamcake.
when replying, note that this document was composed according to The Spamcake Reduction Act of 1980.
when replying, please note Darth Maul’s extraordinarily long light sabre hilt with which he uses to cut spamcake.
when replying, Stonehedge was actually an ancient spamcake bakery.
when replying, please leave your spamcake after the beep.
when replying, note that on board the 2532 Passenger Jet, they’ll probably serve you spamcake.
when replying, please replace all spamcake divots.
when replying, don’t forget to forget the spamcake.
when replying, don’t feed spamcake to your mantra ray.
when replying, never go rafting down the Colorado river on a spamcake.

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