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Let’s face it, evil is a nuisance. Whether its skeletons in your closet or the Boogie-Man under your bed, evil has a way of really getting under your skin. But, who has the time to deal with it? At Creature Control, we understand that your life is busy. Leave it to us to rid you of those pesky nasties. Our company employs hunters, masters of the magical arts, and the most advanced technology in order to bring an end to your nefarious pests.

Listen to a testemonial from a very satisfied customer...

”Some pet Spot turned out to be! What was once a cute werewolf puppy, grew into a horrible ravaging beast. We wanted to take care of it, but tax season was coming, things were hectic at the office, and my sister caught an awful case of pink eye...

...Any-who, we called Creature Control and they got things under control. It turns out, all we needed to do was have him fixed. Thank you, Creature Control” -Cynthia Moore

Catching ghosts and mosters is complicated work. We understand you have concerns. For that reason, please read the following Frequently Asked Question:

I think my mother-in-law is evil, can you help me?
Creature Control provides free inspections before any case. If your mother-in-law is indeed evil, consider her toast.
Last Christmas Eve, I was visited by the ghost of an old co-worker and three spirits. Can you make sure this humbug doesn’t bother me next year?
You bet.
My friend told me that killing monsters and capturing ghosts isn’t “politically correct”. Is that true?
Of course not. Your “friend” is most likely a monster. Give us a call and we can help.

Here are some pictures from just a few of the cases we’ve handled...

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