A long time ago, in a galaxy not really all that far away...
...lived a kindly couple known as Mr & Mrs Studwalker. And their only son Luke, who was always messing about with cute little plastic bricks. Mum & dad were very proud of their son, and spoiled him rotten by buying neat things like technic bulk packs...
But then Luke grew up. He stopped playing with his bricks, and started playing with nasty stuff like guns & knives. And pretty soon he was in a whole lot of trouble. But his parents knew he was really a good boy on the inside, so in an attempt to curb the nasty behaviour, they sent him away to the army, where he could use his new-found skills.
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The Royal Briktorian Regiment
| | And so it was that Luke Studwalker became a soldier with the Royal Briktorian Regiment. He trained hard, and played hard, and soon was working his way up the ranks. His superiors had noticed his potential, and the day before his twenty second birthday, he attained the rank of captain. He was widely respected by his peers and his superiors, and obeyed willingly by everyone else.
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| | But suddenly, shortly before the now well-documented rout of the Welshishish (which would have been Luke’s first action), he mysteriously disappeared. There have been many conflicting stories about what happened; the only verifiable fact is that he was dishonourably discharged from the Royal Bricktorian Regiment after a very unsavoury incident. Details of the incident are purely guesswork, as no-one knows (or wants to say) exactly what happened. One reliable source did, however, say that it involved the Field Marshall’s daughter and a banana peel, but when questioned, Field Marshall Montgoonery replied gruffly “No comment”. But since then Luke Studwalker has not been sighted by anyone, not even his doting parents....
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