Datsville, September 18, 1999
Citizens of Datsville will get a more comfortable sleep tonight after pulling
out all the money they had been stashing in their matresses. The cash was
deposited in newly opened Datsville National Bank. Bank President James
Jackson noted that the bank would begin processing mortgage loans immediately
in order to speed development in Datsville.
Residents got to try out their new cash cards at the petrol station ATM, and
there was a run on overpriced junk food at the station’s mini-mart.
Jon Wilson spent the morning installing a new muffler on the Ferrari (you can
see it if you look closely at the petrol station garage). He got some extra
work when the petrol tanker suffered some very flat tires while pulling into
the station. With his substantial profit on the whole deal, he headed to
newly opened Datsville Twin Showplace to see Star Wars EP1 for the 34th time.
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