Datsville, September 15, 1999
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Workers put the finishing touches on the Town Hall located on the north side
of the town square.  Controversy ensued when reporters noticed all the
expensive new furniture being hauled into Mayor Stembel's office.

One parent grumbled, "Datsville is spending exactly $0 on educating our
children, but they have money for $3000 chairs for the mayor?

Mayor Stembel fired back, "I've got big plans for this town, and I won't make
them happen from some cheap plastic seat!"

Datsville Petrolium's service station opened today, with Mr. Burger hauling
his Ferrari in for a new muffler.  Datsville citizens were pleased to receive
their first mail delivery.

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