Datsville : 1999-09-10


CAD / Datsville / 1999-09-10

Datsville, September 10, 1999

Datsville emergency services were called out today after an explosion was heard coming from the western edge of town.

While it turned out to be nothing more than a hole in the muffler of Thomas Burger’s Ferrari, Fire Chief Dennett nonetheless crowed about the Datsville Fire Departments quick response time: “We were there in two minutes flat!”

Mayor Stembel was also pleased: “With the excellent fire services we have now, property owners’ insurance rates should be coming down.” The mayor also thanked philanthropist Steve Bliss for his generous donation of mature trees for Datsville.

Mr. Burger promised to have the Ferrari fixed as soon as a service station is completed.

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